Aren’t You Hungry? Eat the Rich – Organic Classic Tee

Flame-broiled capitalism, now served on 100% organic cotton.

This parody of a vintage fast-food ad serves anti-capitalist realness with a side of class war. Boldly printed on a heavyweight organic tee, it blends radical messaging with a design that looks straight out of a 1980s burger joint — until you read the fine print.

Because it’s not a metaphor. The working class is starving.
No Gods. No Kings. Just Lunch.

Product Details

• Durable Fabric: 6.5 oz heavyweight organic cotton

• Soft, breathable, and built to last

• Ribbed neckline and side seaming to prevent twisting

• Shoulder-to-shoulder tape for added structure

• Double needle hems for extra reinforcement

• Tear-away label for a tag-free experience

• Eco-friendly & ethically printed to order